“Obi-Wan-Drawbar’s force-ghost appeared at the console and produced an ephemeral tongue depressor. ‘Pull out your 8′ and say Ahhhhh’ he said coolly.” (An 8′ is an organ stop, a tonebar on a Hammond organ. Nothing at all improper, you understand). This was a web-ad Tonewheelgeneral.com commissioned from us at thecartoonist.net. Retro looks good in ads!

The rest of this article disappeared mysteriously. Four months after posting Google Search Console said it was a broken link. What happened to it? Twilight Zone, prob’ly.