Artist Brendon Wright can be phoned now on +64 (0)3 381 2857
Our comic assassins are waiting by the phone 74/2 for you to order your latest cartoon hit. Go on make 'em work, they don't get enough exercise....
Google treasure map: 73 Bickerton St, Christchurch.
…or if you just don’t like phones or forms you can mail me at “contactme(at)thecartoonist.net”.
Lard bottomed spammers are welcome only if they submit their advertising in FUNNY VERSE.