Artist Brendon Wright can be phoned now on
Our comic assassins are waiting by the phone 74/2 for you to order your latest cartoon hit. Go on make ’em work, they don’t get enough exercise….
Otherwise, the following form is fun to fill. It’s like a crossword, only easier, you already know the answers.
Google treasure map: 73 Bickerton St, Christchurch.
…or if you just don’t like phones or forms you can mail me at
Lard bottomed spammers are welcome only if they submit their advertising in FUNNY VERSE.